a little joke today

You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.

1) Ziploc bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can se right through them.

2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) A tire is a male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

4) A hot Air balloon is male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it and of course there's the hot are part.

5)Sponges are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) A web page is female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) A subway is male because it uses the same old line to pick people up.

8) An hourglass is female because overtime the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) A hammer is male because it hasn’t changed much over the last 5,000 years but its handy to have around.

10) A remote control is female. You thought it would be male didn’t you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure and he would be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push he keeps trying.