I hurt!! Son of a bitch!!

Oh man softball kicked my ass. I haven't played the damn sport for 14 years. My friend called me up and said she need a girl for their last game. I thought this would be cool. So I get there and I am scared ass hell cause all I can see is this huge guy hitting the ball and smacking me right in the face. Oh man that is the last of my worries right now. So I get up there to bat and boom I hit it deep in the outfield. Damn I still got it I thought. I got a triple and feeling damn good about myself. By the time I ran home I was starting to feel my legs shaking. Yep I am totally out of shape. I don't work out or nothing. So by the time the game ended I felt like I was going to fall down. I made some damn good plays. I would love to do this again but first the pain in my thighs have to go away. I can barely walk, get up or move. I am heading to work soon and everyone is going to have to pick up my slack for once. Okay peace out I need to get ready!! I am going to kill that kimmy for calling me and asking!!!